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Honey I got heels higher then your standard
so dont mess up with me
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Posted in - Attitude Total chars - 69 Make It Short



You could call me at 2am and I wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning I will rip your insides out -_-
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Posted in - Attitude     Night     Total chars - 116 Make It Short



Ive learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible but pissing everyone off is way easier and fun as hell! :D ;)
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Posted in - Attitude     Funny     Total chars - 117 Make It Short



Sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could slap 8 people at once :D
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Posted in - Attitude     Anger     Total chars - 69 Make It Short



My teacher said Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes.

I replied Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes!! Attitude matters!!
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Posted in - Attitude Total chars - 153 Make It Short



Do u like the way i am ??

Or...

Should i ask God to Improve Ur taste ?
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