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Baap ne beti ko Date karte hue pakar liya.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat par
daag laga diya.

Beti muskaraty hue boli:

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Daag toh chala jayega
ye waqt phir nai ayega. :-P ;-) :-D
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A man checked into a Hotel.

There was a computer in his room so he decided to send a mail to his wife.

However he accidentally typed d wrong email address and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husbands funeral.

The widow decided to check her mail expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading d first message she fainted.

The son rushed into d room found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read : To my loving wife i knw u are surprised to hear from me they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones.

I ve just checked in.

How are u and d kids d place is really nice but am lonely here.

I have made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cant wait to see u! :)
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Faqir: Allah k nam pe kuch de do??
1 Ladki boli: Kuch ni hai.. Aage jao..
Faqir: Apna Mobile no. hi de do baba dua b krega or msg b..!!
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Ek Admi Ne Add Dekha
Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Mobile Lo.
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Wo Us Address per Gaya Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se Us Add K
Bare Mein
Pucha.
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Unhone Gun Nikal K Kaha
Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha
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Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le.
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BV: Sharabi Shohr ko Sabaq Sikhany k lye kala libas pehn kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhoomty hue - kon hu tum?

BV: Chudail

Sharabi: Hath milao main teri Behan ka Shohar hon :D
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Santa. will u marry me ?
girl . Im a lesbian .
Santa. what is lesbian ?
girl. I like girls more then boys

Santa. Maar Taali... Im also lesbian .xP :))
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