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Interviewer Asked Candidate:
How Many Senses Does A Man
Have?

Candidate Replied: Five Sir!!

Interviewer: Sorry Kid There Is
A 6th Sense Also & Thats
Common Sense..

Which You Dont Seem To Have.

Candidate: Sir There Is 7th
Sense Also.. Thats Non-Sense Which You
Are Talking. :D
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Psychiatrist: What is your problem?
Patient: I think Im a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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Election Discussions-
.
.
Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
.
.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua...
.
.
.
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki -
.
.
.
mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal
ki ho gayi hain.
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Girl: Whats ur name.
.
Boy: Black Tiger.
.
Girl: R u joking ?
.
Boy: No it means kaalu singh
.
and
ur name.
g
.
Girl: Soft underwear.
.
Boy: R u joking ?
.
Girl: No it means komal chadda.:D :P
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Man asked God: why do u make woman so
cute?
God says: So u can love her.
Man asks: But God why do u make her so
stupid?
God says: So she can love u too :-D
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Santa - Wo jo nayi neighbour aayi hai wo Aam Aadmi Party ki member hai

Banta - how do you know that ..?

Santa - Today morning ...
I waved my hand to her and she showed me the Broom
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