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Girl Goes 2 Dr With Mom
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Girl- Medical Checkup Karana Hai
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Dr- Kapde Utar Ke Parde Ke Piche Let Jao..
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Girl- Mera Nahi Mummy Ka. :P
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Dr- Mataji Jeebh Dikhaiye...
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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose
Gift diya usne red rose
Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh
Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli
Confidence to dekh.
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Pappu Ke Ghar Billi Rehti Thhi Pappu Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.. Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.. Pappu Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya.
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi..
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PAppu Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya
... . Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chodne
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Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha. Pappu: Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi ?
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Wife: Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai
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Pappu Rote Hue: Uss Se Bol Ke Mujhe Aaker
Le Jaye Mein Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon...... :P :D
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Me: Wifi nahi chal raha.

Customer care: Modem restart karo.

Me: Abhi bhi nahi chal raha.

Customer care: Abhi ko bhi restart karo.
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SHADI ek aisa Din Hai Jab Ladka STAGE Par Apni dulhan K sath Bethe huye.
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Dosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi...:D:D:D
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Ek SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha2-3gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

dusra shrabi:yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Shrabi: pehle A side thi ab B side hai.
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Ek ladka apne papa ke saath face allergy ka treatment krwane gaya:....
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Doctor--> Girlfreind ko bolo....Lipstick Ka brand badle...
Tumhe lakme se allergy hai...
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