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Ek Admi Ne Add Dekha
Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Mobile Lo.
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Wo Us Address per Gaya Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se Us Add K
Bare Mein
Pucha.
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Unhone Gun Nikal K Kaha
Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha
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Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le.
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BV: Sharabi Shohr ko Sabaq Sikhany k lye kala libas pehn kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhoomty hue - kon hu tum?

BV: Chudail

Sharabi: Hath milao main teri Behan ka Shohar hon :D
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Santa. will u marry me ?
girl . Im a lesbian .
Santa. what is lesbian ?
girl. I like girls more then boys

Santa. Maar Taali... Im also lesbian .xP :))
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Soldier: Sir I Want One Week Leave To
Go Home..!
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Senior: I Will Give You One Month Leave
If You Will Caught Enemies Tank..!
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After Some Time...
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Soldier: Sir I Have Caught The Enemies
Tank It Is Standing Outside..!!
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Senior (Astonished): Great! How Did You
Managed That..?
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Soldier: Sir When Enemies Soldiers Need
Leave They Also Borrow Tank From
Us..!!!
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A six-year-old comes crying to his
mother because his little sister pulled
his hair.

Dont be angry the mother says

Your little sister doesnt realize that
pulling hair hurts.

A short while later theres more crying
and the mother goes to investigate.

This time the sister is crying and her
brother says She knows now. :P :D
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Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
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Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon

Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10
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