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New born baby slowly opens its
tiny eyes and ask nurse- Why no
light.?
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Nurse- Power cut...
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Baby- maa ki aankh... Phir se UP
me paida ho gya.!! -_- :P
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Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
I MISS YOU
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag
Lagaya

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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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I Mr. YOU
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An Afghan upon landing at Islamabad Airport introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Pakistani Officer was surprised and asked:
But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex Minister of Ports & Shipping?

The Afghan replied:
Wallah ya habibi dont you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?
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Santa court mein judge
se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult
nahi hui
meri nayi padson ne
mujhe nahate hue dekh
lia he!
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Judge: to tum kya
chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla. :-P :-D
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ek aadmi pray kar raha tha.
tabhi wahan bhagwaan prakat
hue
aur bole :beta hum khush
huemannat mango
admi bola: mujhe married se
bachelor bana do
prabhu bole:
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beta mannat mango jannat
nahi :P :D
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My friend texts me after a long time

She: kaisa hai??
Me: Khush hun tu?
She: Main bhi fit. Yar ek kaam tha.
Me: Haan to karle kaam bad me karte hain baat :P
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Banta ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.

Banta screamed: Beshram Aurat tu hosh me to hai?

Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha na...
Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy.

Banta-: fir theek hai!!!
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