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Pehli baar 5 Star Hotel me gaya...
Ghabraate huye Chai ka order diya...
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Ek smart Waiter Ek bartan me Garam Paani
Ek Bartan me Doodh Ek Tea Powder ka pouch
Aur Thode Sugar cube De kar chala gaya...
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Maine Jaise taise Chai bana kar pee li...
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Waiter aaya aur puchha:
Sir Would you like to have anything more...?
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Maine kaha:
Mattar paneer Khaane ki Ichha thi
Par Banana nahi aata... :D
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Boy : Bewafa yeh tunne kya
kiya
Mera dil
jalakar raakh kar diya...
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Girl: Teri yeh kurbani bekar nahi
jayegi
bhej de apni raakh bartan
manjane ke
kaam aayegi ...:P :D
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Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Patient: Pehle se ziada kharab hai

Dr: dawai khali thi?
Patient :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr: I mean dawai le li thi?
Patient :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
Patient : nahin ji dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
Patient : nahin ji peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Dr:Pagal dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
Patient :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!

Dr. Sahab Main theek tu ho jaun ga na. :O
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Pappu:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Wife:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
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Ek Angrej Hindi Sikhne Ke Liye UPAaya.

15 Din Yahi Raha

Finally Usne 2 Baatein Sikhi:

1. Shukar Hai Light Aa Gayi.
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2. Iski Maa Ki Aankh..... Phir Chali Gayi. :D
hahaha
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An Indian farmer walking through his
field notices a foreigner drinking water
from a pond with his hand.
The farmer shouts Arre baba woh paani
mat peena.
Usme gayein or suwar sandas
karte hai har roz !

The man shouts back Im a foreigner I
dont understand your bloody gibberish
language...
Speak English you bloody
Indian idiot!

The farmer shouts back in English
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Use two hands u can drink more! :p :D ;-)
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Girlfriend : Would You Like To See
Magic..??
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Boyfriend : Ofcourse sweetheart..!!
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Girlfriend :WHOOSHH
You Are Single Now..!!
Chal Bye Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D
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