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Me: Wifi nahi chal raha.

Customer care: Modem restart karo.

Me: Abhi bhi nahi chal raha.

Customer care: Abhi ko bhi restart karo.
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SHADI ek aisa Din Hai Jab Ladka STAGE Par Apni dulhan K sath Bethe huye.
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Dosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi...:D:D:D
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Ek SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha2-3gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

dusra shrabi:yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Shrabi: pehle A side thi ab B side hai.
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Ek ladka apne papa ke saath face allergy ka treatment krwane gaya:....
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Doctor--> Girlfreind ko bolo....Lipstick Ka brand badle...
Tumhe lakme se allergy hai...
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TEACHER to K.G student : tumare Daddy
kiya karte hai ? ..
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Student: Jo Mom kehti hain .. xD xD
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New born baby slowly opens its
tiny eyes and ask nurse- Why no
light.?
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Nurse- Power cut...
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Baby- maa ki aankh... Phir se UP
me paida ho gya.!! -_- :P
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Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
I MISS YOU
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag
Lagaya

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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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I Mr. YOU
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