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Santa court mein judge
se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult
nahi hui
meri nayi padson ne
mujhe nahate hue dekh
lia he!
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Judge: to tum kya
chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla. :-P :-D
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ek aadmi pray kar raha tha.
tabhi wahan bhagwaan prakat
hue
aur bole :beta hum khush
huemannat mango
admi bola: mujhe married se
bachelor bana do
prabhu bole:
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beta mannat mango jannat
nahi :P :D
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My friend texts me after a long time

She: kaisa hai??
Me: Khush hun tu?
She: Main bhi fit. Yar ek kaam tha.
Me: Haan to karle kaam bad me karte hain baat :P
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Banta ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.

Banta screamed: Beshram Aurat tu hosh me to hai?

Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha na...
Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy.

Banta-: fir theek hai!!!
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Operation ke bad patient bola-
Doctor Sahab! kya ab main
ROG MUKT HU?
Samne se jawab mila-
Beta! Doctor Sahab to dharti par rah gaye Main
to
CHITR GUPT HU
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PURANA BADLA
1 khargosh Bomb le kar zoo me ghus gaya

or awaz lagai ki
Tum sab ke paas 1 minute ka time hai yaha se nikalne ke liye..!!

Kachuwa
Waah...!! Saale Waah...!!
Seedha Bol na ki me hi target hu... -_-
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Baap ne beti ko Date karte hue pakar liya.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat par
daag laga diya.

Beti muskaraty hue boli:

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Daag toh chala jayega
ye waqt phir nai ayega. :-P ;-) :-D
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