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Santa-Banta Mobile Sms & Status Updates


Santa Omlet Bana Raha Tha
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Usne Jaise Hi Anda Toda To Anda
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Nikla..
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Santa Hairan Hokar Bola-
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Saala Ghor Kalyug Hai
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Ab Murgiya Bhi ABORTION Karwane
Lagi Hai O.o
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Santa underwear lene gaya
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Dukandar ne us ko 500 Rs ka dikhaya
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Rate sunkar santa bola
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YAAR ROZ PAHEN NE WALA DEDE PARTY WEAR NAHI CHAHIYE
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Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath lia aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..

Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
Santa :Kaun si galti?
Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:D
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised free delivery
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Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
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Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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.itna asan

WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ..:P
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Santa messaged to his GF -
I luv u...

Santas GF replied -
i luv u 2.

Santa got confused & replied -
who is 2 ?
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