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Gazab ki seekhi hai usne mohabbatein mujhse
Jis kisi se karega kamaal kar dega
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Pappu Ke Ghar Billi Rehti Thhi Pappu Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.. Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.. Pappu Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya.
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi..
...

PAppu Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya
... . Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chodne
Gaya.

Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha. Pappu: Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi ?
?
Wife: Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai
.
Pappu Rote Hue: Uss Se Bol Ke Mujhe Aaker
Le Jaye Mein Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon...... :P :D
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Ek ladka apni girlfriend ka cell chori se dekhta hai ki mera no: kis naam se saved hai
janu ya sweetu
apne mobile se call kiya to dekha likha tha
murga no.5 calling. :O
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Apni mohabbat pe faqat itna bharosa hai mujhe
Meri Wafayain tujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi dengi...
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Just go outside
Or
See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars
Feel the cool wind

They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night
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Toofan mein bikharte chale gaye
Tanhai ki geharayio mein utarte chale gaye
.
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto ke sath
Ek-Ek kar sab bichadte chale gaye..!!
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Teacher: Kidswhat does the chicken give you?
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
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