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My friend texts me after a long time

She: kaisa hai??
Me: Khush hun tu?
She: Main bhi fit. Yar ek kaam tha.
Me: Haan to karle kaam bad me karte hain baat :P
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Ajeeb Paimana Hai Yaha Shayri Ki Parakh
Ka

Jiska Jitna Dard Bura Shayri Utni Hi
Acchi....
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Banta ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.

Banta screamed: Beshram Aurat tu hosh me to hai?

Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha na...
Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy.

Banta-: fir theek hai!!!
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Aap Sunday Ke Peechhe
Monday Aapke Peechhe...Too Much Fun ;)
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Tum apni tanhayi mere naam kar do
Aisi nigah se dekho k shaam kardo
Kya sunao tunhe haal e dil apna
Tum mujhko apna keh kr qissa tamaam kardo
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Posted in - Shayari     Luv-Shayary     Total chars - 144 Make It Short



I have finally realised that only way to lose weight from green tea is if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself
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