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Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein;

Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein;

Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;

Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein!
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There are 2 types of friend
1) Yaar sunn...Haan Bol...
2) Yaar sunn...Haan Bhonk... :D
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Chahate the jisko hum uske dil badal gaye
Samundar toh vahi tha lekin sahil badal gaye
Qatal aisa huya har baar kiston me mera
Kabhi khanzar kabhi....toh kabhi qatil badal gaye
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After joining Engineering I really appreciate my brain..which is divided in two parts
Right and Left.
In right nothing is left...
In left nothing is right..
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Ek raat wo gye the jaha baat rok kar
Main aaj tak ruka hu wahi raat rok kar....
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Pehli baar 5 Star Hotel me gaya...
Ghabraate huye Chai ka order diya...
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Ek smart Waiter Ek bartan me Garam Paani
Ek Bartan me Doodh Ek Tea Powder ka pouch
Aur Thode Sugar cube De kar chala gaya...
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Maine Jaise taise Chai bana kar pee li...
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Waiter aaya aur puchha:
Sir Would you like to have anything more...?
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Maine kaha:
Mattar paneer Khaane ki Ichha thi
Par Banana nahi aata... :D
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Wonderful fact about friends
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Agar dost na milte toh kbhi yakeen
na hota ki ajnabi log bhi apno se
Zyada pyaare ho sakte hai
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