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I have finally realised that only way to lose weight from green tea is if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself
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Posted in - Funny Total chars - 117 Make It Short

Dil tootega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi
hum na rahe toh hamein yaad karoge tum bhi
aaj kehte ho hamare paas vaqt nahin
par ek din mere liye vaqt barbaad karoge tum bhi...
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Be careful of following the masses - remove the m and who exactly are you following?
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Posted in - Attitude Total chars - 84 Make It Short

Ye keh kr mere dushman mujhe haste hue chord gaye
Ke tere apne hi bahot hai tujhe rulaane k liye
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Posted in - Shayari     Sad     Total chars - 97 Make It Short

Itís funny how people judge otherís mistakes while they also do the same thing.
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Posted in - Wise Total chars - 79 Make It Short

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World.

Though there were some disagreements the following received the most votes:

1. Egypts Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peters Basilica

7. Chinas Great Wall

While gathering the votes the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied Yes a little. I couldnt quite make up my mind because there were so many.

The teacher said Well tell us what you have and maybe we can help. The girl hesitated then read I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:

1. to see

2. to hear

3. to touch

4. to taste

5. to feel

6. to laugh &

7. to love.

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly the most wondrous!!
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Posted in - Beautiful Total chars - 1000 Make It Short

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