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Baap ne beti ko Date karte hue pakar liya.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat par
daag laga diya.

Beti muskaraty hue boli:

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Daag toh chala jayega
ye waqt phir nai ayega. :-P ;-) :-D
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Qurban Ho Jaun Us Shakhs K Hathon
Ki Lakeeron Par..
Jis Ne Tumhe Manga Bi Nahi aur
Tumhe Apna Bana Liya..!
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Specialy Dedicated 2 all boys...
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1 hand on clutch...
1 on accelerator...
1 ear listening to song...
... 1 on mobile1 leg on gear..
1 on brake & both eyes on girls..!!

...boys r really multi~talented...
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A MAN asked I want peace
GOD replied Remove the I . that is ego
remove the went that is desire peace will be automatically yours :)
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Kisi professor ne ek student
se pooch liya :

Why AMBULANCE is WHITE
in color?

Student ka jawaab :
AMBULANCE has OXYGEN
cylinder Oxygen is a gas

GAS is used 4 cooking
FOODFOOD is source of
VITAMINS

We get Vitamin-D from SUN

SUN produces LIGHT

LIGHT comes from bulbs

Small BULBS are used 2
decorate CHRISTMAS tree

CHRISTMAS means GIFTS

GIFTS r given by SANTA

SANTA lives in NORTH
POLE

NORTH POLE is the house
of POLAR BEARS

POLAR BEARS r WHITE..
Thats Y ambulance is
WHITE...

Don`t Mess with Students ! :P :D
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I cared you didnt.
I cried you laughed.
I was hurt you smiled.
I moved on you realized.
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