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Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
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Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon

Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10
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Himat nahi mujhe mein ke tujhe duniya se cheen lun
lekin mera dil se tujhe koi nikale itna haq to maine khud ko bhi nahi diya...
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Posted in - Shayari     Luv-Shayary     Total chars - 129 Make It Short



Meri Maut Par Bhi Uski Aankhon Me Aansu Na The
Use Shaq Tha K Mujhme Ab Bhi Jaan Baki Hai..
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Posted in - Sad     Shayari     Total chars - 94 Make It Short



True Sayings.......

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi husband ki Talash mein...
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Baaki ki Aadhi Husband ki Talaashi mein guzar jaati hai!
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai..
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(School k bahar 1 Cow road
pe ghum
rhi thi)
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Papu: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki
Mummy
Awara saando k sath Ghoom
Rahi
hai
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Posted in - Jokes Total chars - 177 Make It Short



Heights of bad luck..
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A boy and a girl met for the last time for their breakup..
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Girls Dad caught them..
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:(:(:(

Now they are a Married Couple :P
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Posted in - Funny Total chars - 197 Make It Short


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